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Hottie

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Alison Cole’s got it all: She’s gorgeous, dating a steamy surfer boy, and has just been crowned Beverly Hills High Freshman Class President. Then during a special “symmetry” surgery, a lightning bolt zaps her, and Alison instantly transforms into Hottie—that is, a totally sizzling superhero with the power to shoot fire from her fingers!
Shunned as a Pyro-Freak, Alison must adopt dorky David Eels as her crime-fighting sidekick. Worse, she’s falling for the one guy who wants to “extinguish” her forever, Junior Class President of Cuteness— and wannabe firefighter—T. Hull. But she doesn’t realize that a supervillain’s lurking. . . .
Has Hottie met her match?

 

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    • Kirkus

      January 1, 2009
      Firestarter meets The O.C. in this mindlessly fun superhero send-up. Smart but shallow Beverly Hills High freshman Alison Cole manages to convince Daddy she needs "Symmetry, " a dodgy new plastic-surgery procedure. Thanks to a power surge while in the CAT-scan machine, the already stunning Alison emerges no more symmetrical than before but with the ability to shoot flames from her fingertips. Bewildered by her new power, she turns to über-nerd and insta-sidekick David Eels, who has read every superhero comic ever written and is eager to be the brains to her blonde. Together they fight against backstabbing girlfriends, mind-bending evil stepmothers and washed-up movie stars –turned-thugs. All while looking fabulous, of course, and coming up with memorable catch phrases like "I 'm Hottie. And you 're fired! " Using short action-packed chapters, Bernstein, a screenwriter, faithfully details the classic superhero stages: transformation, training, performing, rejection and, finally, acceptance. Though this one-joke paperback original goes on a little too long, seasoned chick-lit readers are bound to enjoy this Malibu Barbie makeover of a traditionally men-in-tights trope. (Fantasy. 12 & up)

      (COPYRIGHT (2009) KIRKUS REVIEWS/NIELSEN BUSINESS MEDIA, INC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.)

    • School Library Journal

      June 1, 2009
      Gr 7-10-After gorgeous Alison is elected president of her Beverly Hills High School freshman class, some well-placed criticisms lead her to pursue a new form of plastic surgery that promises even more beauty through perfect symmetry. A power surge disrupts the process and though she emerges as beautiful as ever, she also gains the ability to shoot fire through her fingertips. When a few ill-timed shots of flame and some backstabbing by her friends lead to the teen's fall from popularity, she teams up with the class nerd to use her powers to fight crime and assumes the secret identity of "Hottie." First-time novelist Bernstein's rather long book takes a while to get going; however, once Hottie is on the scene, the diagetic narrator moves the plot right along. No mere superhero story, the novel introduces a love triangle and a supervillain whose identity is revealed in a surprise ending. Like Cecily von Ziegesar's "Gossip Girl" novels (Little, Brown), "Hottie" drops brand names and Hollywood stars liberally; however, the book's funny but outlandish premise ensures that these details are not aspirational guidelines but more satirical asides."Amy S. Pattee, Simmons College, Boston"

      Copyright 2009 School Library Journal, LLC Used with permission.

    • Kirkus

      January 1, 2009
      Firestarter meets The O.C. in this mindlessly fun superhero send-up. Smart but shallow Beverly Hills High freshman Alison Cole manages to convince Daddy she needs "Symmetry, " a dodgy new plastic-surgery procedure. Thanks to a power surge while in the CAT-scan machine, the already stunning Alison emerges no more symmetrical than before but with the ability to shoot flames from her fingertips. Bewildered by her new power, she turns to über-nerd and insta-sidekick David Eels, who has read every superhero comic ever written and is eager to be the brains to her blonde. Together they fight against backstabbing girlfriends, mind-bending evil stepmothers and washed-up movie stars –turned-thugs. All while looking fabulous, of course, and coming up with memorable catch phrases like "I ' m Hottie. And you ' re fired! " Using short action-packed chapters, Bernstein, a screenwriter, faithfully details the classic superhero stages: transformation, training, performing, rejection and, finally, acceptance. Though this one-joke paperback original goes on a little too long, seasoned chick-lit readers are bound to enjoy this Malibu Barbie makeover of a traditionally men-in-tights trope. (Fantasy. 12 & up)

      (COPYRIGHT (2009) KIRKUS REVIEWS/NIELSEN BUSINESS MEDIA, INC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.)

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  • ATOS Level:5.4
  • Lexile® Measure:790
  • Interest Level:6-12(MG+)
  • Text Difficulty:3-4

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